We have designed our Turtle Smoking Pipes to provide to you for many years, a free way to smoke, in an Envoriment that it is "ILL-LEGAL" to smoke in!
The Turtle Smoking Pipes are Artistic Hand Crafted from Non-Toxic Metals, to be made to last for many more Years, rather than glass, wood, clay, or bone smoking pipes, which can cause health problems!
We have designed to wear our Turtle Smoking Pipe, around your neck, ect., or use the Turtle Smoking Pipe as a Keychain, to make sure you never loose your keys, or never to loose your peace of mind!
We have even designed our Turtle Smoking Pipes, to be able to hide your Deepest Secrets, you want to hide, from the evil of Mankind!
Your Pet Turtle Smoking Pipe, if left alone, will disappear, and you will never see your Pet Turtle Smoking Pipe, again!
It is already a Proven Fact!
BY LAW, WE HAVE TO WRITE THIS....
This is to prevent any type of Lawsuits, or Criminal Prosecution, or all sales will be voided!
YOU MUST BE OVER THE AGE OF 18-21 YEARS OF AGE TO PURCHASE THE TURTLE SMOKING PIPE, DEPENDING ON WHICH STATE YOU LIVE ON....
THE TURTLE SMOKING PIPE MUST BE PURCHASED IN A STATE OR NATION, WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO PURCHASE HERB OR TOBACCO SMOKING PIPES FROM THE INTERNET....
BY AGREEING TO WHAT WAS SAID, YOU CAN PURCHASE FROM Hemp Publishing Company®!
ALL ORDERS COME WITH A 30 DAY, ALL OF YOUR MONEY BACK, IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED!!!!
SORRY, THE TURTLE SMOKING PIPE CAN NOT BE RETURNED, IF USED....
SALE GOING ON UNTIL DEC. 25, 2011
FOR THE TURTLE SMOKING PIPE....
SHIP TO ANYWHERE, FREE,
AROUND THE WORLD...."
"OUT OF STOCK"
THE TURTLE SMOKING PIPE WEIGHS OVER AN OUNCE, A VERY LIGHT WEIGHT OF 34 GRAMS!!!!
YOU CAN CARRY UNDER A GRAM OF TOBACCO, OR HERB INSIDE THE TURTLE SMOKING PIPE SHELL, FOR AN EMERGENCY, WHEN NEEDED!!!!
YOU CAN EVEN STORE YOUR MEDICINE, SMALL OBJECTS, OR PHONE NUMBERS, SO THEY WILL BE WITH YOU, AT ALL TIMES!!!!
THE TURTLE SMOKING PIPE IS DESIGNED FOR YOUR TOBACCO, HERB, MEDICINE, OR SMALL OBJECTS, NOT TO FALL OUT!!!!
THIS IS SOMEWHAT ACTUAL SIZE OF THE TURTLE SMOKING PIPE IN IS THIS PHOTO, OR 1.5" High, x 2" Long, x 1.55 Wide"
EMAIL US, IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, OR WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE BY MONEY ORDER, CERTIFIED CHECK, OR WESTERN UNION!
Hemp Publishing Company® Sign is 3'x2', and the Sign does not Flash....
"YOU WILL NEVER KNOW, WHEN YOU WILL NEED YOUR PET TURTLE SMOKING PIPE, FOR A NEW FRIEND, OR FOR YOU...."
"Be the Envy, of all Smokers, even while "Smoking in the Wind"...."
"WHICH I DO, SO "OFF-TEN"...."
Visit Hemp Publishing Company® soon, for more different styles of Turtle Smoking Pipes, which We have already Manufactured....
"THE RED EYE GRINGO!!!!"